Sunday, March 21, 2010

Spring is Here . . . NOT!

 

I live in the suburbs of Chicago.  My kind of town, Chicago is.  Well, we have the Sears Tower which is one of the tallest skyscrapers in the U.S. (World?)  Except the windows tend to fall out of some of our buildings in the windstorms.  But we have the "mag mile" of the finest shopping and eating in the U.S.  'Course, the sales tax just went up to a ridiculous 10%.  (Yes, I know there are places with higher sales tax, but not as many as there used to be!)  But the best thing is Lake Michigan.  Miles and miles of beautiful lakeshore, which, for a small or not-so-small price, you can walk along.  (Unless you happen to own property there, which means you're probably related to Donald Trump or Bill Gates.  And people who actually live on the lakeshore don't walk along it.)  But the lake is also a source of the Chicago metropolitan area's weather woes.

"Lake effect" is a term you learn early in life when you live in this area.  Lake effect snow is wetter and heavier than snow from the west.  I've lived through many snowstorms in this area, including the Blizzard of '79, during which the city of Chicago failed to clear roads and rails, causing the city and many of it's suburbs to shut down.  Well, I have discovered that this past winter (Dec. 1, 2009 to Feb. 28, 2010) has been the "snowiest winter since 1979."

"Snow has fallen on Chicago four of every seven days since Dec. 1, according to the National Weather Service. The city used 90 percent of its 390,000 tons of stored salt, and had to buy an additional 250,000 tons to rebuild the stockpile," said Matt Smith, a spokesman for the [Chicago] Department of Streets and Sanitation.

I said something similar in at least one of my Winter-dissing blogs.  It's nice to be right once in a while.

Anyway, as many people have heard the expression "March comes in like a lion, but goes out like a lamb," I half expected March to be snowy, too.  It wasn't too bad, though.  We had some at the beginning of the month.  But then we came to the week of March 15 through March 19.  Some of the most beautiful weather we've ever seen and it wasn't even Spring yet, officially.  (Meteorological Spring started March 1.)  Glorious sunshine chased away my blues, in temperatures in the upper 60's, the windows were opened for a little while and I got outside and started cleaning the flower beds.

Then came Spring, March 20.  It snowed--all freakin' day!  It didn't accumulate much because the roadways were still warm from the past week.  But cars needed to be cleaned off and it was that wonderful "lake effect" stuff.  Okay, to be fair, today, while not as warm as last week, it was sunny and pleasant.  Didn't quite know what coat to wear.  My lightest weight winter coat was too warm, but my old spring coat was too light.  It was a conundrum.

Well, Chicagoans would say, it is Springtime in Chicago, "where you run the heat in the morning, the air-conditioning in the afternoon and open the windows in the evening."  You can reverse that order and it will still apply.  Actually you can mix it up any which way, and it will still reflect a Spring day in Chicagoland.  It is, in a word, unpredictable.

So last week was a tease.  We get a lot of teasing from the weather all year 'round, but especially in the Spring.  I will personally hold the memory of last week close and hope it doesn't fade too much before Spring comes to stay.  Of course, there's no guarantee it ever will.  Last year we never had Summer.  Went right from a crappy Spring into a decent Autumn.

Someday I'll move where it's sunny and dry.  But then my skin will dry out and turn leathery.  Oh well, by the time I actually move, my skin will already be dried out and leathery!

Info on the Blizzard of '79 courtesy of Joe Carroll of Bloomberg.com.



Friday, March 12, 2010

I REMEMBER IT WELL
From "Gigi" (1958)
(Lyrics : Alan Jay Lerner / Frederick Loewe)

Honore (Maurice Chevalier) & Mamita (Hermione Gingold)

H: We met at nine
M: We met at eight
H: I was on time
M: No, you were late
H: Ah, yes, I remember it well
We dined with friends
M: We dined alone
H: A tenor sang
M: A baritone
H: Ah, yes, I remember it well

That dazzling April moon!
M: There was none that night
And the month was June
H: That's right. That's right.
M: It warms my heart to know that you
remember still the way you do
H: Ah, yes, I remember it well

H: How often I've thought of that Friday
M: Monday
H: night when we had our last rendezvous
And somehow I foolishly wondered if you might
By some chance be thinking of it too?
That carriage ride
M: You walked me home
H: You lost a glove
M: I lost a comb
H: Ah, yes, I remember it well
That brilliant sky
M: We had some rain
H: Those Russian songs
M: From sunny Spain
H: You wore a gown of gold
M: I was all in blue
H: Am I getting old?
M: Oh, no, not you

How strong you were
How young and gay
A prince of love
In every way
H: Ah, yes, I remember it well

My sympathies, Honore!  At least you had someone gracious who, while correcting you, wasn't scornful or annoyed.

Not long ago--I forget when exactly--I ran into someone I worked for a few years back.  The face was familiar, but I couldn't remember her name.  I'd been there several months when she left the company when she had her second child.  I'm standing there in J.C. Penney, drawing a blank.  She wryly offered her name at which point I said "Oh yes!  Of course!" as if I hadn't been standing there like a moron a minute before.  Then, in a double irony, I remembered her older child's name, but not the younger.  The younger child's name had been my second choice for my own daughter--something I had made a big deal about at the time!

Ah, yes, I remember it well!  Time was I could make a quick shopping trip by assigning each item to a finger.  Hah!  Now, when I look at my fingers in a store, I think "I need nail polish."  Oh wait, I forgot, I don't polish my nails.  My mother and I will sit and discuss, at great length, items needed from the store.  If I haven't written them down, I will forget 90% of them.  If I'm lucky.  Trouble is, I can't remember where I put the pad of paper I have for that purpose.

I can plan out my errands (my OCD forces me to run them without any backtracking), but when I stand up, I've forgotten half the places I need to visit.  And the only reason I remember half of them, is because I'll have some tangible reminder for them.  My book bag for the library, a package to go to the post office, that elusive shopping list for the grocery store, and so on.  Nowadays you can buy postage stamps at just about every drug store.  At my local CVS, they even have a big 8x10 postage stamp on their counter that they use for scanning the code.  We don't run out that often because I pay so many things online now, so when we're out, it'll take me four or five trips to CVS before I remember the stamps.  At that point I'm at Sam's Club when I finally remember and they only sell them in rolls of 100!  I should just get a roll, but it seems like an awful lot of money for stamps!

My daughter asks me to do things for her sometimes.  I tell her she has to write it down for me.  So she writes it down and puts it on my mirror.  Trouble is, I forgot to brush my hair that day.  Or, I take it off and put it somewhere I think I'll see it again.  Yep, I forget that I put it there (whereever "there" is).

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At least I know it's not just me!